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Name: Hollie
Age: 21 *cries*
Current Mood: Existential crisis
This blog is by no means formal or professional. If you want that, go here. I am finishing a degree and going out of my mind thinking about the future so let's not talk about it.
Tumblr is just whiny kids complaining about things they think they understand. Don't form your opinions based off them.

Currently Watching: Hannibal, New Girl, Parks and Recreation, The Mindy Project. My Review Blog.

photo personality meme :: answer the questions below by using the flickr search engine, choose a photo from the first 3 pages, post your results.

Name: Hollie

Favourite Food: chocolate

Celebrity Crush: Tom Hiddleston/Benedict Cumberbatch/Dianna Agron

Favourite Colour: purple

What I want to be when I’m older: writer

Dream Vacation: Disney World, FL.

Favourite Drink: apple & raspberry juice

What I love most in the world: the sky

Username: shakerrmakerr

[I’ve done this before but wanted to give it another go!]

RIGHT

I AM GOING TO START THIS ASSIGNMENT

IT’S MY LAST ONE EVER I CAN DO THIS

PSA about ‘screamers’

Okay so I know everyone’s talking about ~tomorrow~ and how not to do this and that but I feel I should make my own personal one because I fucking hate April Fools it’s the bane of my life. I’m a very jumpy person, and I mean REALLY JUMPY. Sometimes I scream at sudden movements or noises almost automatically it’s so annoying but I can’t help it.

And then screamers happened; I already have a phobia of horror films so imagine clicking on a link or something on tumblr bc it looks legit and then a giant, screaming, flashing horror face comes up. It’s happened too many times and the most recent time I almost broke my laptop from throwing it and basically had a mini panic attack. I was uncontrollably screaming and shaking for ten minutes, even after my brother had ran to get rid of it. It also took the rest of the day to recover and I had to sleep with the light on with someone in the room with me.

I’m so careful when I click on links or whenever someone wants to show me a video on youtube because I’m so afraid of it happening again and considering I’m not at home (I’m at uni), I don’t want my housemates to have to deal with it because it’s not just frightening me, it’ll probably frighten the hell out of them too (my mum said she was so scared she thought I was having a breakdown or something). 

I shouldn’t have to be afraid of watching videos and clicking links to something I’m interested in because some dumbass thought it’d be funny to scare someone. So, before you consider doing it for April Fools ‘fun’, just think; the person who clicks it might have severe anxiety, epilepsy, a sensory processing disorder, PTSD, autism or are just crazy jumpy like me so if anything, it’ll make you lose followers. Because I swear to God if anyone I’m following reblogs a screamer I will unfollow them so fast.

So, don’t go bein’ a twat now, and thanks for reading.

WELL 

THAT’S ME OFF TO HAND IN MY DISSERTATION

the worst part of my dissertation

the title

researching literary agents is too fucking real and adult i’m just gonna

after that lecture i might just give up on writing and work in retail for the rest of my life i mean 

my lecturer said a lot of it is luck and I DON’T HAVE IT SO

fill so your followers can get to know you

1. State your name: hollie
2. State the name that your parents almost named you: so many umm alice or samantha or connor or oliver
3. Which of your relatives do you get along with the most? mumma
4. What was your first job? -
cleaner at my school
5. Did anything embarrassing happen this week? i quit my job after a month because of unreliable transport and i had to keep telling people and i felt a bit pathetic
6. Do you miss your ex? no i see him all the time
7. White chocolate or dark chocolate? dark
8. Do people praise you for your looks? nahh
9. what is your favorite color of clothing to wear? red or purple whtev
10. How do you wear your makeup? pale foundation so i’m like a ghost
11. What are some of your nicknames? wilson, wiltshire, wilts, holliepop
12. How many bedrooms are in your house?  3
13. How many bathrooms? soon there’ll be 2
15. Do you have a car? not personally
16. Do you work out every week? i’ll be getting back to that
17. Did you brush your teeth this morning? yuh

18. Have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? quite a few times
19. Have you ever sung in front of a crowd? noooo
20. What kind of bathing suit do you wear? i like tankinis but atm i’ve got this fuckin speedo one piece ugh
21. Do you like your eyes? they ight
22. Do you think you are pretty? now and again
23. Who was the last person you talked to in person? dad
24.How much money is in your account? like 1 money
25. Are you single? single and ready to flamingle
26. Do you want kids? HAHAHAHA
27. Tell me what your backpack looks like: it’s multicoloured
28. What celebrity do you think is hot? so many but mainly tom fucking hiddleston and dianna fucking agron
29. Last movie you saw in theaters: catching fire
30. Are you dating the same person you dated last year? i wasn’t dating anyone last year and i’m still not dating anyone so in theory yes
31. Has someone you were dating ever cheated on you? nope
32. Have you ever cheated? nope
33: Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? maybe, sometimes i didn’t ask their names ha
34: What do you like to do in your spare time? candy crush man
35: What’s the cutest thing someone’s ever done for you? can’t remember?
36: Who was the last person you texted? my ex
37: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have? 1
38: How do you look right now? READY. TO. SLEEP.
39: Who’s the person who first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”? bunnies probably

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